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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★ Added

  This movie doesn't exist if Peter Parker takes 30 seconds to collect his thoughts

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★½ Added

  Great pacing for the most part, at one point I realized I wasn't sure if the movie had been going for half an hour or for 90 minutes, but it ran out of steam at the end and I kept thinking "alright when is this fat bastard gonna die". Good flick though, should probably get an Oscar nod for editing at the least

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  Captain America: The First Avenger 2011

  ★★½ Added

  Decent movie but Cap is the worst superhero of all time. His superpowers are steroids and probably racism. He's basically Mark McGuire

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