Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Machete 2010

  ★★★ Watched 20 Oct 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Recent reviews

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  My First Film 2024

  Watched 22 Mar 2025

  a masterpiece. so hard to wrap my head around what the fuck i just consumed. 

  feels indescribable that i watched this right before the most stressful portion of a self directed/financed/produced creative project of mine…

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  Madame Web 2024

  Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  cannot tell if this helped cure my hangover or made it so much worse. 

  i still very seriously think the web hallucinations are fucking awesome though.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025 2

  crushed a 20 rack of bone-in chicken wings while watching. 

  i am a different breed.

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  Civil War 2024

  Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  bruh this movie did NOT deserve the yap session i went on the last time i saw this 🙄

  (still stand by my take on Palestine, obviously, and find that emotion that this film conjures to be the major saving grace.)