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Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Twin Peaks
  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    ★★★½

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    ★★★½

  • The Menu

    ★★★★½

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★½

    93/100

    “Yay! Soup Party!”

    I don’t know if this movie was exactly what I needed today, or exactly what I didn’t need today, but either way, I was sobbing for a solid 20 minutes in the middle of this film. This movie did an excellent job exploring the transgender experience without ever outwardly saying that that’s what the movie is about. So much of the movie just felt like a page taken out of my life.

    Jane Schoenbrun is just…

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★½

    27/100

    MatPat is actually from my hometown, so it’s kinda funny to be able to say that the biggest movie anyone from Medina has been in is the FNAF movie.

    This is the most scared that I have ever been before watching a horror movie.

    It was kinda a mess, the story was barely strung together in a way that only people who knew quite a bit of the lore would really 100% understand what was going on. I found…

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  • It's Awesome To Be Me

    It's Awesome To Be Me

    ★★★★★

    100/100

    “You can sit with us at lunch. Friend!”

    I have never been more deeply movies by any film before or after. This film has changed my life and made me a better man every time I rewatch it.

    The stage is set with a young boy looking rather depressed as two popular kids make fun of him just within earshot. Even here, mere seconds into the film, it already becomes deeply relatable.

    Maybe we are the lonely boy, struggling…

  • God's Not Dead: In God We Trust

    God's Not Dead: In God We Trust

    ½

    I may be the only nonbinary person to see one of these movies in theaters while baked