Will Valet

Will Valet

Conformist without a cause.

Favorite films

  • About Schmidt
  • Casablanca
  • Risky Business
  • The Cell

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  • The Apprentice

    ★★★½

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

  • I'm Still Here

    ★★★★½

  • Emilia Pérez

    ★★½

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  • The Apprentice

    The Apprentice

    ★★★½

    A waist-deep look at a shallow fucking subject.

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Cyrano

    Cyrano

    ★★★½

    You know who’s a movie star? Peter fucking Dinklage.

  • Ski Patrol

    Ski Patrol

    ½

    I just remembered my parents took me to see this when TREMORS was playing in the other theater.

    Fuck SKI PATROL.

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