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5 stars: goated 🐐
4 stars: fire 🔥
3 stars: good
2 stars: mediocre
1 star: bad
1/2 star = 0: 🗑 TRASH
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The Monkey 2025
This is slightly better than longlegs but can we finally admit this guy is a hack? From the plot and few clips I saw before checking this out, there was no way this wouldn’t be for me. Then reality hits while I’m watching this reminding me “oh yeah this guy is a hack”. Maybe 1 “joke” in this whole movie lands. Felt like I was watching Austin powers in the end with the dr evil ahhh twin brother. Will never…
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The Black Phone 2021
Super whack. Lame Stephen king psychic bullshit. Oh it’s written by his son….
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A Different Man 2024
Disappointing. Hard for me to empathize with someone who is desperate for a stupid promiscuous woman and even more laughable when he is so desperate to play a part in her pretentious bizarre play about her deformity kink. Completely implausible scenarios. Why would he even stick around once the doppelgänger has taken over? Why kill the pt? And that ending. Holy shit. Fuck off. Worst a24 shit I’ve possibly ever seen.
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Killers of the Flower Moon 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The worst Scorsese film I’ve ever seen. Felt like I was watching a Wind River remake.
There’s is nothing extraordinary about anything in this movie other than it’s visuals. It is a predictable paint by the number crime film that feels like you’re reading it right off of wikipedia. This is damn near unwatchable. I had to double check the credits to make sure I actually did watch a Scorsese film.
Is this what we are waiting for now? A…
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