Finn McGuire

Finn McGuire

Murderer, philanthropist. Known to some as "the human bonobo"

I hate movies btw.

Favorite films

  • Mike and Melissa
  • Predator 2
  • Pacific Rim
  • TRON: Legacy

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  • The King of Comedy

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Okja

    ★★★★

  • Conan the Barbarian

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  • Weekend at Bernie's II

    Weekend at Bernie's II

    ★★

    I held off on a review of this until I saw the first one because I reckoned it'd be funny to watch this first so now I know exactly how bad it is.

    At least it isn't unwatchable dogshit tier bad, you can in fact have a good time but that may require suppressing your higher thought processes and frankly that's the worst way to watch movies. That or you just sort of laugh at how incredulous this thing is.…

  • Weekend at Bernie's

    Weekend at Bernie's

    ★★★★

    Great movie but I wish it had a voodoo curse element.

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

    Smeagol's Trick!

    This rating was originally a 4. but under advice from my crack team of lawyers and remembering my favourite orc (gothmog) was in this one I have summarily raised it to a 5.

  • Mike and Melissa

    Mike and Melissa

    ★★★★★

    a bizarre, 24-carat lump of online animation. I just wish we got more than just this and those two scripts floating around. Kino.

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