Riley Rosewood

Riley Rosewood

Favorite films

  • But I'm a Cheerleader
  • Paprika
  • The Thing
  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

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  • Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    ★★★½

  • Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

    ★½

  • Friday the 13th Part 2

    ★★★

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  • Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

    Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

    jason takes a shitty boat. this one's just actively not good for many reasons. the movie's ugly as hell, the costume design's bad, the characters are boring, the acting is underwhelming, and the plot is laughably bad. i don't have much else to say, other than that i hope the next one is better.

  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    ★★★½

    i'd say this is probably my favorite of the jason films at least in terms of cinematography and writing. while the practical effects aren't as special as some of the prior movies, the camera work and shot structure are much better and are a lot more coherent than prior films.
    the campy tone this movie takes diffuses some of the horror, but it's at least counterbalanced a bit by the presence of the children. during the campground stalking scenes, jason…

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  • Tremors

    Tremors

    ★★★★

    B: "my favorite parts of this movie were when the graboids explode like holy shit that effect"

    THE WORMS ARE BACK

    F: "this is what bootsy collins was going on about / ouuughhh!!! IM GONNA OID!"

  • The Whale

    The Whale

    ½

    What a miserable, cynical, awful piece of media. Despite trying to be this uplifting bait for awards about how "people are amazing," it ultimately accomplishes nothing but gawking at a fat man and asking the audience "isn't this disgusting?" regularly. All Darren Aronofsky has accomplished was making a body horror movie where the horror is that the guy is obese. There's this running thread throughout the movie that almost seems to imply that Brendan Fraser is overweight due to some…