Brooke Smith

Brooke Smith

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • Arrival
  • All of Us Strangers
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Twilight

    ★½

  • Adolescence

    ★★★★½

  • Schindler's List

    ★★★★★

  • The Lego Batman Movie

    ★★★½

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  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★½

    Some notable quotes spoken during Hannah and I’s viewing of this movie:

    “I wouldn’t live in a town called forks, but I would live in one called scissors”
    “Look, they’re about to kiss with their eyes”
    “You would think that a vampire couldn’t come at all, it’s only in this movie”
    “There is a three minute ad?? That’s outrageous”
    “I feel so uncomfortable about that”
    “I got distracted by the tension in that scene, it’s too much for me”
    “Twinkle twinkle little vampire” 
    “It’s a fine line between making out and eating each other”

  • Schindler's List

    Schindler's List

    ★★★★★

    Try as I might, there are no words that will do justice to this film or the harrowing events it depicts. Utterly haunting.

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  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★½

    A wise man (RuPaul playing a gay man pretending to be an ex-gay man) once said “I myself was once a gay. Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan.” 

    They sent her to conversion therapy and she speedran gay awakening AND getting a girlfriend. An efficiency queen.

  • Requiem for a Dream

    Requiem for a Dream

    ★★★½

    The world’s best anti-drug PSA—so effective I might just quit ibuprofen!

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