Merlin Ashton

Merlin Ashton

Just a simple man, making his way through the galaxy. And also starting in/ reviewing some films.

Favorite films

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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  • Eraserhead

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

  • The VelociPastor

    ★★★★★

  • Dune

    ★★

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  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    I don’t know what the hell I just watched but I’m scared, someone please come and pick me up

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    Terminator: Dark Fate

    The film entirely retcons terminator 2 not only by making the new resistance leader some random teenage girl but also by killing John Connor. This film relies on nothing but nostalgia baiting as it also brings back Lynda Hamilton which is cool but she doesn’t actually serve any purpose other than wanting to avenge john Connor , Also bringing back Arnold felt weird as well. No offence to Arnold but in this film he just seems tired and that he…

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  • The VelociPastor

    The VelociPastor

    ★★★★★

    Brought a tear to my eye. Cinematic masterpiece. Brought back my good friend Charles II it’s that good.

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★★

    Nostalgic, engaging, and an all round good time.

    This film was possibly Cameron’s greatest (Avatar can bugger off) and will forever hold a dear place in my heart.

    The music, the pacing, everything is just so good- and don’t even get me started on the T-1000. Each actor does a great job with their characters, and their reactions feel realistic and grounded, especially Sarah Connor. Hats off to Linda Hamilton on this one.