Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Swordfish 2001

  ★★½ Watched 23 Jul 2019

  If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if the act of wearing sunglasses indoors became a movie, here you go

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  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Jun 2018

  the hair in the movie is mostly trash but dumbledore's beard is FIREEEEE

  my mans got a beard ponytail with trucknuts on it

Recent reviews

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  Old School 2003

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  A few funny moments but this movie kind of lacks any actual plot until the last 20 mins

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  Land of the Lost 2009

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Extremely stupid and not even funny for it, bummer

Popular reviews

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  The Talented Mr. Ripley 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Apr 2020

  how small is Italy, really? how that bitch meredith keep poppin up

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  Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Jul 2019

  I, for one, am proud of quentin tarantino for being able to persist through wanting to lick every actress on earth's toes long enough to actually film a movie

  
  
  

  
  on a more serious note:
  - brad pitt has still got IT, he's unbelievable in this
  - leo is also great but doesn't quite elevate the movie like pitt does
  - the entire last 25 minutes RULE I loved it especially given that I had done a bunch of research into the manson stuff
  - this one felt like it had more heart and more to say than a normal tarantino movie and it all works