Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2025 1

  Despite everything I’ve heard until now, I was still shocked at how bad that was

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  Funny Games 1997

  Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I genuinely don't know what to rate this considering I went from wondering why I was watching something so depraved and without meaning, to marveling at how engaging and effective it was either way, to then being made to feel bad again for enjoying it. Either a rage five stars or zero stars

Popular reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  If “Zelda but with pets” sounds like a sick way to spend 90 minutes, it’s because it is

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  Inside Man 2006

  ★★★ Watched 06 Dec 2024 2

  I’m increasingly feeling like I enjoy Spike Lee when he has something to say, but when he’s having fun I’m not