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Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  I’ve seen shit that would make Sir Isaac Newton crawl back into his mother’s womb

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  Rap World 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  some of the best times in my life have been in parking lots

Popular reviews

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2023

  watch the perfect family be tortured for 96-minutes.

  the story and dialogue almost makes them too perfect at points which makes it so hilarious to see them punished for no particular reason except that the book of death said so.

  notice that anyone who survives does so because their character subverts an expectation. you either change your ways on your terms or “evil’s” terms.

  that could just be me reading too deep but as a subconscious element that is clearly present, it is what makes the kills mean so much more. incredible work from everyone involved.

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2022

  La La Land was a love letter to Hollywood

  Babylon was a death threat

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