Yeah this movie sucked (haha vampire joke), I’m just kidding I actually liked it, however the whole time I was under the impression that the vampire nosferatu guy was Jim Carrey (looked a whole lot like Jim Carrey in sonic the hedge hog). So imagine trying to be scared of this guy but ace Ventura keeps getting in your head. 

All in all tho, pretty swell I’m no hater. 

Will say them nipples could win a damn thumb war.

Jimmy “The Gravedigger” Conlon

It’s taken guy

My friend Jared said I would like this movie because I like cheeseburgers and hate pretentious people. He’s right. I enjoyed this film. 

My family owns a restaurant and I understand the Chefs anger bc one time this lady sent food back and said the cook (me) needed more training and I almost went out there and sprayed her down with the water hose. Instead I sat in the walk in cooler and ate fruit and counted down from 50. 

Anyways I love cheese burgers.

Good movie I guess. The music and Santa imagery do a good job of being creepy. Hate mother superior. The elk killing was creative. I actually didn’t enjoy seeing that. Like it was good but good lord amighty. 

My favorite part was when a cop shot a deaf priest because he was dressed as Santa. 

Also, don’t get me wrong, I like 1980s boobs as much as the next guy, but there are way too many in this movie and it’s all gals getting killed and it makes you feel bad lookin at em. Too many boobs in this movie.