Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Meg 2: The Trench 2023

  ★ Watched 22 Mar 2025 3

  not entirely sure how much of this movie i was conscious for but it has dinosaurs and sharks and it was a beautiful night so i’ll give it a star for that

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025 3

  this movie felt 500 days long. i was bored and pissed off the whole time. fuck you, tom. also fuck the soundtrack for being so good.

Popular reviews

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  Carousel 2023

  ★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025 2

  i thought i was having a fever hallucination when i heard the familiar melody of elliott smith’s twilight
  
  very fun film! i would die for u mickey 17. nobody told me that mark ruffalo would be doing a donald trump impression with veneers for all 2 hours and 14 minutes. would love to know when they shot the failed assassination attempt by 18 and whether it was the prophecy for real life events. takes on settler colonialism in a very interesting (key word: direct) way! needs more steven yeun. that’s all i’ll say.

  “i’m perfectly good meat! i taste fine!”