Albert Valentin

Albert Valentin

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • A League of Their Own
  • No Retreat, No Surrender
  • Triggered

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  • Mouse Of Horrors

    ★★★★

  • Fck'n Nuts

    ★★★★★

  • Grizzly II: Revenge

    ★★

  • The In Crowd

    ★★★★

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  • Mouse Of Horrors

    Mouse Of Horrors

    ★★★★

    There is one reason to see this film and it's definitely Lewis Santer as "The Killer" (aka The Mouse). He comes off with a Joker meets Art the Clown vibe with his performance. His Tigger in "Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey II" was a standout role in my opinion, so to see him bring on the charisma more as the lead killer this time definitely deserves its merit.

    There are some hokey CGI effects towards the end, but overall, a great…

  • Fck'n Nuts

    Fck'n Nuts

    ★★★★★

    Amazing look at why it may not be a good idea to insist on meeting your significant other's parents... this is wild wacky insanity at its finest!!!

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  • Adverse

    Adverse

    ★★★★

    Wanna see your favorite 90's and early millennium stars grown up and somewhat breaking out as adult stars? Look no further than this revenge thriller with Thomas Nicholas (Rookie of the Year, American Pie) as Ethan, a rideshare driver and former gangbanger who infiltrates a crime boss' organization to avenge his sister's fatal drug overdose.

    Mickey Rourke makes the most of his role as crime boss Kaden with a beefed and nearly unrecognizable Andrew Keegan (Camp Nowhere) and Luke Edwards…

  • Slumber Party Massacre

    Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★★★½

    In 1982, Rita Mae Brown had wrote the original screenplay of the original Slumber Party Massacre as a satire of the slasher film, which led to Roger Corman turning it into a straight slasher. However, almost four decades later, director Danishka Esterhazy and screenwriter Suzanne Keilly did exactly what Brown had intended and had some.

    The young cast is great, especially Hannah Gonera as headstrong Dana and newcomer Reze-Tiana Wessels as Ashley, who acts like quite the typical airheaded character.…

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