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Molly's Game 2017
I just KNEW Toby Maguire was a little rat
Sleep Score: ZZ, snappy Sorkin dialogue is a little much but it do be keeping me awake.
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Mickey 17 2025
Regrettably left this feeling cosmically linked to the most evil character in the film, in that Loving Sauce is also one of my core personality traits.
Sleep Score: ZZZ, runtime dragged a little on account of trying(failing?) to fit a little too much into a nifty little package. No payoff for a handful of unrealized and unexplored Interesting Ideas™️ which had me checking my watch a few times, but no outright snoozing.
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Challengers 2024
Incredible image rehab for tennis which I never thought would recover from tennis day camp, July 2003, when I felt nothing but hatred for backhands and serves and would have rather been at home in our cold basement playing the sims. Someone tell my camp counsellor that all it took was zendayas cunty bob and a little homoeroticism to awaken my love of the game.
Sleep Score: Z, electric sexual chemistry and a score that goes extremely hard, I’d give it negative Zs if I could
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Conclave 2024
This movie looks so damn cool.
The scene where Tedesco points out all the different pope cliques in the cafeteria… it’s giving Janice Ian
Sleep Score: ZZZ, okay I fell asleep this time, but forgive me as I already knew the ending. It’s old guys looking concerned and speaking in hushed tones, whaddya want from me!
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