Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I think this is one of the better Disney live action movies - but oh my sweet lord Gal Gadot continues to just be the absolute worst “major” actor in Hollywood. What a pathetic excuse for a performance. Rachel Zegler is awesome (no surprise, I love Hunger Games and West Side Story) - and the dwarves are surprisingly campy / charming. The new songs are actually good - and the introduction to the dwarves was really fun. #JusticeForDopey

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025 4

  Yes. More of this. So badass and filled with swanky dialogue. The direction is superb. Just peak Fassbender. Bronson was awesome too.

Popular reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★ Watched 10 Nov 2024 2

  I don’t know what to say besides it’s casino for tumblr fan fiction writers. I just found this movie extremely annoying. The characters all sucked, besides Igor (to an extent), and nothing really happens. 
  Anora is super one dimensional. Vanya inexplicably has all of his charm stripped away, and it turns into some weird henchman movie that is like an MTV version of Fargo. Also why does Anora care if she gets abandoned by him? She literally hates him and…

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jan 2024

  Saw -1/C and it is so so so awesome. Godzilla is even more scary and awesome in black and white/monochrome. What an awesome idea. I really like that they did this limited release. Just a masterfully crafted movie - the team who made this is so cool and I have a lot of respect for them.

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