Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death on the Nile 2022

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  I don’t care I love these little mustache movies, I relate to Poirot so much

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  One star for the monkeys. One star for Denzel putting on his jewelry and going crazy. 

  What is this movie even about? It’s so vague! It’s bad!

Popular reviews

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  Serendipity 2001

  ★★★ Watched 17 Oct 2020 3

  You can’t see stars in Central Park lol

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  Simon Birch 1998

  ★★ Watched 16 Aug 2020

  My soul nearly left my body when that midget killed Ashley Judd with a rogue foul ball.

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