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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Oct 2024

  wow so gicking good!
  How cool is it to see Cardinals standing in a circle smoking cigs? 

  Honestly best and most in depth look at the clergy in a movie that I’ve seen. 

  I think it’s funny it’s the year 2024 and they’re like “Hey it’s been a while since we made one about the Catholic church. what’s something current they might fear? Oh Trans people in the church perfect”

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  Tenebre 1982

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  Very avant garde I love the break away scenes to this fantasy dream nightmare situation with the beautiful woman in the garden.

  what the fuckk he was the killer the whole time!???
  Oh shit wtf why did he do that to himself?!!!

  I love the reoccurring theme of this movie where every time the killer is about to strike they show us the victim from the killers pov and it worked as a great way to display the terrified reactions…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  Dude…………

  what  the.  fuck 

  NO MORE WOMAN DIRECTORS!!!!

  I’m literally still in the theater. 

  Let’s give it up for that goddamn yellow pea coat, the real star of the movie. Ya know if she was so damn successful then why did her ass only have one ugly coat? 
  First off there is so much ground to cover.
  But I wanna say her taping the photo of herself to MONSTRO ELISUE’S face at the end was gold, I love that she…

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  Enemy 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Aug 2024

  Ya know …..I like this one I really really like this one. I still don’t k ow if i remember the meaning behind it all and why he felt the need to go find his twin but. I guess he probably felt unfulfilled and like magic was real or something. Good drawn out story with slow unfolding scenes and great pauses for silence.  Classic Villanueve, he’s just brilliant isn’t he? 
  ooooohhhh spiderrrrrrrrrer….

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