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Favorite films

  • The Wolf Man
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Predator
  • Toy Story

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★★

  • Princess Mononoke

    ★★★★★

  • The Alto Knights

    ★★★½

  • Snow White

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Wolf Man

    The Wolf Man

    ★★★★★

    This film to me is a masterpiece

    The first time I watched this movie I was just 3 or 5 or... so young I can't remember the age or setting or even my first full thoughts on this film.
    I remember being in my parents living room, watching this movie with the lights off on a big old television. Seeing it on a vhs rented from Hollywood video.
    I remember feeling for Larry as he watched himself become a werewolf.…

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★★

    Incredibly fun movie with alot of good gags. The gore isn't too much and fits the right level for a dark comedy. Cgi is mid but the design of the unicorns makes up for it tbh. Nice to see Paul rudd in something not marvel. Well worth the watch

  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke

    ★★★★★

    Seeing this on a giant Imax screen was a beautiful experience. Fell in love with the movie all over again. Fucking love the action in this movie. The story and messages. The music. The art style. Ashitaka still remains one of the best most badass protagonists ever put in screen.
    And I'd like to formally thank this film for giving us breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom.

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    Those 7 dwarves are the most horrifying things I've seen this year.

    rachel zegler is the only one genuinely having a good time in this thing and that Dress is absolutely stunning. Camera work is basic as hell and I hate how this movie looks. I can't understand the need to bloat out this story with such nothingness.
    Gal Gadot is indeed... acting...
    This movie does alot wrong but I think the biggest insult is I didn't get to see Gal Gadot get murdered by a bunch of Uncanny Valley sleep paralysis demon Drawves

  • The Unbreakable Boy

    The Unbreakable Boy

    ½

    Wasn't this supposed to be about a kid with autism?