Xavier

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attorney by day and unqualified film consumer by night

Favorite films

  • God's Own Country
  • Moonlight
  • Weekend
  • The Power of the Dog

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  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★½

  • Avatar

    ★★★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★★★

  • American Murder: The Family Next Door

    ★★★

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    i love this movie with my whole entire heart and have literally never been able to watch it without violently balling my eyes out from start to finish. i’m sorry but what has been created here is once in a lifetime magic.

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

    i want want a man to show up to my home in his pajamas first thing in the morning, tell me he’s bewitched with me, and propose marriage! is that too much to ask?!

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  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★½

    This film is Cameron at his most self-indulgent. So much time spent relishing and exploring this world he’s created. It almost feels gratuitous. But damn is it good. Once you get past the first 30 or so minutes of clunky exposition, this is really firing on all cylinders. Just straight up good moviemaking.

  • Avatar

    Avatar

    ★★★★★

    I love this world and this story so much and i’m not sorry about it. Zoe Saldaña’s Oscar is for this film and I will not accept any other answer.

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    So beyond obsessed with this. I’m about to become one of the most annoying people in the world and make this movie my entire personality. Holding back on the 5 for now only because i’m trying to not let the dopamine hit I just experienced cloud my judgment. Josh O’Connor, hi hey hello. You and your thighs are my new celebrity hyper-fixation.

  • The Eternal Memory

    The Eternal Memory

    ★★★½

    if everyone loved each other just a fraction as much as these two the world would be a much better place.