Some of my scores are objective, others are subjective, and I have no criteria for which is decided.
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Submarino 2010
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
white people fucking love heroin lol
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
Growing up I wasn't really ever a huge Spiderman fan. I never read any of the comic books and only had faint memories of having watched the Sam Raimi Spiderman movies, which having gone back and watched I did enjoy (the first and second one that is). Later on I watched the Marc Webb Spiderman movies and found the first one to be pretty bad and the second one to be god awful. Then came along Homecoming and I was…
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Inland Empire 2006
You know that one scene from Bone Tomahawk where that guy has his scalp torn off, then has his scalp stuffed inside his mouth, then gets flipped upside down before being clubbed in the dick, and is finally torn in half like a wishbone as his guts and intestines fall out? If that were to happen to every single person that I hold near and dear in my heart right in front of me before having the same done to me at the end, I would still rate that experience higher than Inland Empire.
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