Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Whale 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Jan 2023

  “I don’t think I believe anyone can save anyone.”

  I want to think about my life.

  I also want a handle of Captain Morgan and a Big Mac bundle right now. 

  We’ll see which I wins!

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  V/H/S 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 13 Dec 2023

  PLAY
  
  ▶️

  LET’S GOOO BABY!!!

  Tape 56
  SILLY LITTLE PERVS.

  Amateur Night
  “Roll on that fucking ass!”

  The blonde dude’s laugh is FUCKING GREAT.

  LMFAO YEA SHE’S SUPER FREAKY AND ALL BUT TBH AT ONE POINT SHE’S JUST STANDING THERE DOING A SILLY YOGA POSE OR SOMETHING.

  “I like you.”

  Second Honeymoon
  “She wasn’t physically intimidating, but I got instantly… nervous. There’s something really scary, about her, even though I wasn’t afraid she was gonna hurt me, but she was…

Recent reviews

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  Underwater 2020

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  KRISTEN STEWART AND VINCENT CASSEL BABYSITTING ME WHILE I LEARN HOW TO WATCH MOVIES AGAIN

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  Animal Factory 2000

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  WHERE’S MY DADDY DAFOE?! 😭

Popular reviews

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  He Loves Me… He Loves Me Not 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Jun 2021

  L is for leave him TF ALONE.

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  The Black Demon 2023

  ★★ Watched 03 May 2023

  ALL ALONG THE GIANT FUCKING SHARK WAS THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS