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Terrifier 3 2024
Bad script and bad acting, but golly it's pretty and the kills are, as always, a spectacle. At least as good as any Marvel movie, except that no Marvel movie has ever blown up Santa Claus.
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TÁR 2022
Had to acclimate to the pace of this and was glad I did. Cate Blanchett killing it playing a person that would annoy the shit out of me. Hard to tell if the discussion of musical theory was actually profound or if it was basic and I'm just a dumb little animal. This is cinema!
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Cougars, Inc. 2011
Another in the "movies I could not be bothered with if I wasn't trying to see Kyle Gallner cry" series, but this exceeded my low, low expectations by a lot. I was super charmed by it, surprised by the amount of heart and the great pacing. I wouldn't call it a work of genius, but a surprisingly palatable stupid movie!
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Mickey 17 2025
Great fun and beautiful to look at. The pace meanders in a naturalistic way, but it feels more like a nice workout than a slow watch. Satisfying romance, really rad creature design, and a healthy dose of disorienting silliness. Extra half star bc Robert Pattinson was looking so cute AND so freaky.
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