michael

michael

Favorite films

  • Postal
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Last Unicorn
  • Full Metal Jacket

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  • The Woman in the Yard

    ★★★

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

  • Terrifier

    ★★★★

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  • The Woman in the Yard

    The Woman in the Yard

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★½

    Grossly good. Anthony Hopkins has like, maybe 15 minutes of screen time, and somehow he owns the entire movie. Every time he speaks, it’s like he’s personally reaching through to ruin my day.
    Buffalo Bill is one of the most upsetting guys ever put on film. I like to pretend I'm him when I'm getting ready to shower. don’t even get me started on the night vision sequence. Genuinely felt my soul leave my body for a second.

    Would’ve been a five, but I spent too much time rewinding my VHS.

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  • Henry Rollins: Shock and Awe

    Henry Rollins: Shock and Awe

    ★★★★★

    I Love you old man please don't die!!!!!

  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★★½

    Really glad they're expanding on the actual story, good fx, I love Art