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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
Tim Burton is back with an HD remake of his classic hit "Beetlejuice", a gen X comedy about annoying yuppies with a cute daughter. The graphical update is stunning. Beetlejuice's face is rendered in exquisite detail, with every crack and wrinkle contorting to old man Keaton's best approximation of an energetic expression. Every shloop of viscera is a feast for the eyes.
Still, its not all good news. In a move meant to appease hardcore fans, Tim has preserved many…
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The Substance 2024
Aesthetically ecstatic & high on its own supply. Could lose 45 minutes.
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023
Rachel Zegler's theater girl energy almost killed me. It's hard to type through the blood. I would rather do a real battle royal than have to watch another one of these.
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Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 2023
James Wan's crowdpleasing instincts are working overtime here, hurtling you from one unfunny scene to the next. There's a big CG crab man, but the movie can't even let us enjoy that. Marginally better than most marvel movies, which puts it slightly above used coffee grounds in terms of palatability. Still, god save me, I'd watch it again.
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