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Recent reviews

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  Iron Man 2 2010

  ★★★ Rewatched 23 Feb 2025

  ohhh so that's why when far-right grifter reviewers tear apart any female MCU character they always use Black Widow as an example of a well-written female character. Because she was sexualised to shit. Makes sense now

  Messy but enjoyable still. Would've liked to see the version dealing properly with Tony's alcoholism but the ramifications of privatising Iron Man tech will have to do I suppose. This is the one where Tony doesn't learn from his increasingly ridiculous mistakes and it's a lil frustrating but still not bad

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Never have I seen such an insane nosedive in film quality than when the "penis to vagina" song starts wtf is this hahaha

  Acts like it says a lot when it says nothing at all. Lots of flair and showmanship but with characters that are one-dimensional and songs that sound jarring and awfully cadenced. Focuses more on the grand picture and never takes time to develop the nuances that would in a decent movie make you give a shit

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  Doctor Who: Wild Blue Yonder 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  In the most complimentary way possible, never give RTD an effects budget again

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  Being into the game and lore a while back, it was nice to pick up on all the easter eggs and references sprinkled throughout. I just wasn't feeling it unfortunately. I wanted to like this more.

  I didn't come in expecting reams of lore or a cultural reset, I just wanted a fun lil slasher. The fact that this could only kinda scrape that at the end was a big disappointment. Most of this is spent fleshing out the main…