Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  Shiz and giggles

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2024

  Lucius womp womp-ius

Popular reviews

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  Night Swim 2024

  ★ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  "you're supposed to say polo" (menacingly)

  A dreadful film. But also... Really weird? Half the film is a story about a dad who can't play baseball anymore and his sons insecurities about not being as good as his dad, and the other half is about a haunted swimming pool.

  Neither has anything to do with the other, which makes it seem like someone had half a script about a family baseball drama film, and someone else had a short film about a scary swimming pool, so they just Frankensteined them together.

  Unlike Frankenstein, it has all the ugliness but none of the depth

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  The Exorcist 1973

  ★★★★ Rewatched 05 Oct 2023

  When Billy Loomis said "the Exorcist was on. It got me thinking of you" to Neve Campbell... what exactly did he mean by that huh