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  • American Beauty
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Young & Beautiful
  • Moonlight

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  • Final Destination 5

    ★★★★

  • The Final Destination

    ★★★½

  • Final Destination 3

    ★★★★

  • Final Destination 2

    ★★★½

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  • Final Destination 5

    Final Destination 5

    ★★★★

    That gymnastics scene? Wild.
    But the twist at the end? That’s exactly why I love cinema.
    Freaking genius.

  • The Final Destination

    The Final Destination

    ★★★½

    No real screenplay, and the CGI + 3D are a mess.
    It’s the only Final Destination where a character is basically a brownie inside — no bones whatsoever.
    The fourth installment is objectively the worst, but also one of the most entertaining thanks to how cringe it is.
    Shoutout to the last death scene, so satisfying.

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  • Final Destination 3

    Final Destination 3

    ★★★★

    Final Destination 3 was the first one I ever watched — and it hooked me instantly.
    For multiple reasons: the amusement park opening (easily the most entertaining of the franchise), two of the best death scenes (the tanning beds and the nail gun), the clues hidden in the photos showing how they’d die, and the ending scene being another vision of the future.
    That’s what we want from this saga: creativity.

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★½

    We stan an unserious dystopic slasher mixing thriller, horror, and sci-fi, serving M3GAN + Lucy + Ex Machina vibes, where robots actually have more principles, ethics, and humanity than humans themselves.