Yarno Rohling

Yarno Rohling

There’s always money in the banana stand

Favorite films

  • Thunder Road
  • Children of Men
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★½

  • The Wife Master

    ★★★½

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

  • The Predator

    ★★

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

    The villain is just does maths

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★

    Can someone explain to me how this film revived the franchise after Michael Fassbender blew himself in Covenant?

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  • Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

    Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

    ★★★★★

    Explores the fundamental morals of society

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★½

    It’s like a very slow handjob where the person giving the handjob keeps force-feeding you chocolate biscuits, because they know how much you love them, but maybe now is not the time for a chocolate biscuit, and definitely not the time for multiple chocolate biscuits, and you really wish they would just hurry up and get it over already without constantly having to delay the process by opening another packet of biscuits.

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