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Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  the music supervisor is a massive lesbo huh

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  finally! the return of bong joon ho’s weird little guys. and i’m not just talking about the creepers!

Popular reviews

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  The Cheetah Girls 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Apr 2018

  the inciting incident is EXACTLY 17 minutes in. that's how you write a goddamn movie.

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  Happiness Continues 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Apr 2020

  This is Kevin Jonas’ “Joker” isn’t it? 

  Also if you don’t like the Jonas Brothers then you have absolutely no taste and I will take that to my grave.