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I Saw the TV Glow 2024
Jesus Egg Christ, this was a punch in the gut. Beautiful. Devastating.
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
Meh. Sporadically amusing in an elicits-a-soft-snort kind of way, but mostly a pretty dull ride. It felt like Burton tiredly parodying himself. The wedding musical sequence was 100000% just padding the runtime.
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Dune: Part Two 2024
Almost as good as David Lynch's 1984 adaptation, but it was probably inevitable that this version would fall short without Sting in bikini bottoms.
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Carrie 1976
Depicting nude teen girls first thing and then having a lengthy montage of shots lingering on teen girls' legs during their PE/detention was super creepy, and there's frankly no excuse for it.
Even if I leave that to the side, which I consider pretty generous, it's an incredibly uneven film. The massacre scene is, of course, iconic -- but having much of it in split-screen was a strange choice. Acting ranges from utterly ridiculous to occasionally sympathetic. A small detail,…
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