Yazoon

Yazoon

The only reason Jack and Jill isn’t on here is because I know y’all are haters. 

Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • The Battle of Algiers
  • City of God
  • Hyenas

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  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

  • Asteroid City

  • No Other Land

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★

    Watched like half of it illegally cuz we boycotting Disney but this movie is way less funny on the toilet with your pants around your ankles while you’re fighting for your life after a cheez-it crunchwrap than it is in a crowded theater. Too bad Disney gotta support genocide 

    Also just look up the BDS list online. I’m tired of people making up their own boycott lists. Like yeah I’m also boycotting Starbucks even tho it ain’t on there but…

  • Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario

    Fizzled out at the end but shoutout to Nicholas Cage

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  • Collateral

    Collateral

    ★★★★

    You forget how badly you want to see a stand-alone action movie that doesn’t have a joke every 5 minutes until you watch one. Marvel movies aren’t bad but you wouldn’t eat the same thing for dinner every night, would you?

  • Paddington

    Paddington

    ★★★★

    Paddington could probably steal your girl with a well-made marmalade sandwich

    Edit: I bumped up the rating because I like the review  I wrote

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