Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2024

  the price of hubris brah

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  Lucifer Rising 1972

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Nov 2024 1

  Live review because I can already tell im gonna love this. I like the card shuffling euphemism. Let’s all start jacking off!

Popular reviews

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  Clerks 1994

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Apr 2024 3

  37 dicks? That’s too many dicks.

  Truthfully i fell asleep before we finished the movie. I’m awake now and we still haven’t finished it. Dope film tho. Sorry max

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  Click 2006

  ★★★ Watched 24 Apr 2024

  Of all of the “I hate my bitch wife” films of the 2000s, this one at least has some nuance. 

  xxtra points bc me and jason watched this as we ate a dope ass roast chicken i made.

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