yazzyhands

yazzyhands

Favorite films

  • Eraserhead
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • The Red Shoes
  • Coneheads

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  • Heretic

    ★½

  • Silver Linings Playbook

    ★★★★

  • Into the Woods

    ★★½

  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★★½

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  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★½

    Stupid stupid stupid.. and cringe. All mansplainers should get nails to the head. Fuck u hugh grant and ur stupid ass movie

  • Into the Woods

    Into the Woods

    ★★½

    Anything can happen in the woods….except for POC that’s way too fucking unrealistic! Even the cow had to be caucasian, Rip to Milky White tho. Am vegetarian now!

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    I need animal control to come here and fix this. Some of these thespian ass cats need to stick to stage crew! Ur songs suck and ur dancing was subpar at best. From the top kitties. Clearly, the Jellicles had a deep Rent phase or something, litter(ally) 525, 600 minutes in Purrgatory. They THOUGHT they were puss in boots, they THOUGHT they were the pussycat dolls, they THOUGHT they were Les Mis, but, sadly, all they were was lame and…

  • Coneheads

    Coneheads

    ★★★★★

    All I gotta say is, THE. CONE. IS. FIRE. As for issues w the film I personally don’t believe it should be labeled as “comedy,” haha, no 🙊 this was cleary a commentary on climate change and earth protection, not only was the cone-dom sustainable and reusable, but also shared lovingly between Papa Cone Mama Cone and Baby Cone after some tension. Just like a family drama. I wont bore u w the details, but many other scenes mix btwn…

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