yboi

yboi

Favorite films

  • Incendies
  • Children of Men
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

  • Mickey 17

  • Videodrome

  • A Complete Unknown

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    imagine getting to do a whole movie with your silliest voice

  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    bunch of old people on their phones in the theater for this one, maybe they were in the crowd that booed him at newport

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ½

    First, it took a good 45 minutes for me to realize this wasn’t Pelanski’s The Tenant. The rest was mumbo jumbo, with Nolan obviously borrowing time travel elements from Marvel’s The Avengers: Endgame, including an unnecessary cameo from Paul Rudd (reprising his role as Mike from Friends) mansplaining the mechanics of temporal loopholes. I’d say just save your money for the eventual live-action Disney remake, especially if you’d rather not spend an hour listening to Michael Caine explain tangerine tariffs.

  • Handling the Undead

    Handling the Undead

    Worst Person in the World: Double Tap 

    Why can’t zombies hunger for like Panera Bread

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