Mert Yenici

Mert Yenici

an incredible pair of legs

Favorite films

  • Perfect Blue
  • Mother
  • Past Lives
  • Head-On

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  • Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Gone Girl

    ★★★★½

  • A Quiet Place: Day One

    ★★½

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  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★½

    As a long-time Robbie Williams fan, this move broke me—as if I hadn't been broken enough before. It's so well-directed, so flashy, and so good at delivering a spectacle of entertainment that I only now realize the movie didn't allow me to feel good that much. Not in a million years would I have thought I would feel sad for a CGI monkey who snorts c..., but here we are. I don't know, man. I'm just really sad now.

    Oh, and Happy Birthday, Robbie! The song is over. Now time to eat the f...ing cake!

  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★★★

    Didn't like it. Too close to home. I also let a twink ruin my life. Not a nice feeling.

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  • Society

    Society

    ★★★★

    Shunt the fuck?!?

  • Eileen

    Eileen

    ★★★

    Not a good film but I relate to Eileen, because I would also

    1) be obsessed with Anne Hathaway
    2) do anything for her

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