Jon

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Appalachian film boy that believes in kindness, empathy, inclusion, and body horror.

Favorite films

  • Snowpiercer
  • Challengers
  • The Thing
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  • The Menu

    ★★★★

  • The Last Voyage of the Demeter

    ★★★

  • Predator 2

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    If I’m a copy then the previous versions did a shit job at life. Why haven’t we made more money mes?

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★★

    What a fucking happy movie. Just a blast.

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  • It Comes at Night

    It Comes at Night

    ★★★★

    I saw this in theaters when it came out and it’s one of those movies that the marketing was just terribly wrong on. The film is a slow burn tightly crafted story of how mistrust and misfortune can bring about the end of a family. It’s bleak and miserable and there are moments of ferocity and brutality that are incomprehensible. If you’re a fan of having your heart ripped out and feeling all hope is lost then this is the movie for you.

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★★½

    The only down side of this movie is that I didn’t see it in 4D so I could feel Tom Cruise hitting me in the chest with each pounce of his gazelle legs.

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