Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ½ Rewatched 06 Mar 2024 1

  this is certainly the cinematic experience that’ll define our generation, and that’s very unfortunate.  
  i’ve had the pleasure of watching it again— as it turns out this film is so underwhelming, that you gain absolutely nothing from a rewatch.

  as it stands, villeneuve’s dune is not sci-fi. it fails its source material [that is overwhelmingly grounded in our world] so badly that you simply can not trace this world back to ours. it is an action film set in…

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ½ Watched 29 Feb 2024 2

  i’ve stayed away from here for various reasons but felt morally obligated to state just how uniquely bad this film is

Popular reviews

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  Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie Part III: Rebellion 2013

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Nov 2022

  neither a magical girl nor a witch, but a secret third thing [a middle schooler version of lesbian faust at the pinnacle of samsara, existing through and for infinite māyā]

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  Crayon Shin-chan: The Adult Empire Strikes Back 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2023

  as a kid i was obsessed with smell, but after watching this film i’m not sure if more than any other kid. the distinct smell of the kindergarten and the different smells of other kids and their houses. the smell of laundry softeners iccuoied a peculiar place in my mind, as i believed it represented my house somehow. i was obnoxiously jealous of kids who had clothes with really strong softener scent to them, as if it meant their home…

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