Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  West Side Story 1961

  Watched 12 Jan 2025

  This is so phenomenal that I struggle to understand why Spielberg believed that he could/should have remade it. The OG fucking amazing and the new one is a wet tissue

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Shit ruled. Saw it on Staten Island with nik

Popular reviews

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  Asteroid City 2023

  Watched 28 Jun 2023 1

  idk guys. I’m usually a Wes Anderson dickrider but this one while it wasn’t bad, just isn’t hitting how I had hoped. 
  Even in absolutely optimal theater conditions I couldn’t find myself as invested as I have with past projects.
  It’s hard for me to pin down just why; and I’m honestly not entirely sure it isn’t my own increasing inability to appreciate long-form content that isn’t exceptionally clear and/or stimulating. 
  My critique of this movie is just that I…

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  Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2008

  Watched 10 Dec 2023

  I hate George Lucas. 
  All the building blocks for something that could have specifically pandered to my absolute favorite tropes and themes and they managed to make some of the most fantastically boring unfathomably ugly and racist crap ever 
  The “ooga” (Ugha) tribe?? Wtf dude