Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jaws 1975

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  dreaming of summer during a cold winter

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  this has gotta be some sick joke

Popular reviews

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2022

  embargoed but what are they gonna do if i review it? be mad?

  ambitious is an understatement.

  Its another tried and true over 3 hour long epic of hollywood just jerking itself off but the twist this time is that they cum straight on you so watch out because if you got front row seats opening night, you are officially in the splash zone 📢📢📢 and not only are they cumming but they're pissing and they're shitting and they're vomiting…

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  The Silent World 1956

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2021

  exploring the seas and also each other’s bodies