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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 09 Feb 2025

  if I had a nickel for every time I watched a horror movie that included a bright green injectable liquid in a vial, a ton of gore, a creepy old man, and a lot of nude ass and half frontal I’d have two nickels. 

  Alternatively— somehow a movie exists that checks off all of my biggest body horror icks, I watched it, and I had a ball.

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  the last 5 minutes of this movie filled me with visceral anger. what the fuck happened. did they just… give up?? On writing the rest of the movie???? On making any kind of attempt at closure???? did the money run out??? Did they just take their check, wait for it to clear, and use chatgpt to finish the rest?? I mean this couldn’t have been a budget problem because out of all the songs you could get the rights to……

Popular reviews

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  The Young Blood Chronicles 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Dec 2022

  the cheesiness of the colored contacts and the coolness of the scene where Patrick and Pete (?) kill each other cancel out like pemdas

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2022

  how can a film be 2 hours but feel like 30 minutes but also not feel rushed in pace at all… atmospheric and stressful and awesome.