“why do you love film so much”
“why not”
It was fine. The worst I can say is that it runs a bit long, and you feel it by the end. But Harry Melling is absolutely thriving as Edgar Allan Poe, and Christian Bale is as reliably solid as ever. The murder mystery is fun, even if some of its twists don’t fully land. But hey, Toby Jones is here, and that’s always a win
I’ll personally shove Slappy into a meat grinder n cackle w pure joy as his tiny plastic limbs r shredded into oblivion—reduced to nothing but pathetic little scraps of the absolute menace he once was
Kinda wish my hometown had an abandoned carnival now, just for the vibes