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I have nothing to say. ZERO sauce, ZERO good acting, ZERO good direction, ZERO good songs, ZERO good representation for trans people OR Mexican people, ZERO good characters. 132 minutes of PURE ASS. The longest 2 hours I have ever lived through.
There is so much I could talk about with this movie, about how Selena Gomez is probably the worst actor of all time, about how the third act shootout randomly happens out of nowhere and is boring as…
Hands down the worst movie I have ever seen. There is absolutely nothing enjoyable in this movie. I would say Ryan Reynolds gives the most annoying performance in any movie I've seen, but he is somehow outdone by Taika Waititi, giving a performance that is somehow more annoying than anything he did in Thor: Love and Thunder. The jokes are annoying as shit and never once made me laugh, the movie looks awful and is entirely bland visually, the performances…
