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Don't Move 2024
Not sure why this was made and why it wasn’t called Can’t Move. Kinda just sucked in all honesty.
The frozen grapes I had while watching bumped it up from a 0 to a .5’er though.
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The Substance 2024
Yucky nasty bloody horny absurd I was tense the whole time and I liked it more than I expected. Don’t watch while eating salsa
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The Batman 2022
Robert Pattinson might be the best Batman, and I love the Dark Knight Trilogy. Very much enjoyed the realistic portrayal of the Batman. Batman would in fact be an edgelord weirdo in the real world. He also is in fact a master detective, and that’s almost never touched on with other portrayals, so that was refreshing.
Commissioner Gordon was a little bit goofy, but still enjoyed all the scenes with him. Typa dude that’ll unironically exclaim “Take him to the…
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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Actors and actresses popped off. I love Willem Dafoe. Nepo baby had a great performance as well. Would definitely watch again.
Teetering on the “too horny” line, but it’s gracefully crossed, if crossed at all. Who am I to decide if a movie is too horny? I will say, I would’ve expected some more punch from Nosferatu down there during the grand reveal.
I also was hoping to see nepo baby get some peace at the end, but I guess…
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