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Recent reviews

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  Mulan 2020

  ★ Watched 21 Feb 2021

  This feels like it was written by email

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  The VelociPastor 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jun 2020

  Discount John Mulaney is a part time pastor, part time Velociraptor who fights Christian Ninjas.

  Still better than Jurassic World

Popular reviews

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  Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2018

  ½ Added

  One of the best pieces of cinema I've ever seen. It took me a little while to fully decypher, but I think that the prejudice between the Zombies and the Cheerleaders is actually a metaphor for racism. Who knew.

  33/10

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  Tall Girl 2019

  ★ Added

  A really bland, cliched, and frankly boring Netflix original.
  1/size 13 Nikes.

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