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Recent reviews

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  Climax 2018

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Mar 2025

  This is Really what happens on midnight in Paris.
  
  I forgot that half of this movie is just dancing and people talking about sex. And then shit goes down.

  Someone give Gaspar Noé an Oscar and a lobotomy.

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  Manhattan 1979

  Watched 29 Mar 2025 5

  I would kill Woody Allen with a Tire Iron if god just gave me a chance. 

  Haven’t seen the movie I just wanted to say that. shit is probably ass though.

Popular reviews

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  10 Things I Hate About You 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  A top tier Rom-Com start to finish, possibly the best to ever do it. Every character is so wacky but honest, it’s so 90s yet it’s timeless. Great movie, my second favourite Rom-Com after The Fly.

  I miss you heath.

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  Midnight in Paris 2011

  ★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025 2

  I would say that Woody Allen is a demon who escaped from hell and came to earth but saying he escaped would mean that the Woodster accomplished something in his horrid lifetime. Rather he was spat out from hell for being a pretentious philosophizing hack who bangs his step-daughter and drinks all the subtlety and wonder out of life with a crazy straw. 

  Bro fuck you for besmirching the city of Paris with your shitty movie. Not that Paris doesn’t suck ass tho.  

  I like Hemingway’s monologue. 

  Woody you better never meet me in real life.