ZackGonzo

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“I think Coolsville sUCKS”
 - Fred Jones, Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Favorite films

  • Back to the Future
  • Being John Malkovich
  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • Life Is Beautiful

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  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    ★★★

  • Austin Powers in Goldmember

    ★★★★½

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    ★★★★★

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    You think Princess Peach ever did this to Bowser and Mario during Mario Tennis?

  • The Country Bears

    The Country Bears

    ★★★★

    The Country Bears > Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

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  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    Mufasa: The Lion King

    ★★★

    Decent 👍🏽

  • Austin Powers in Goldmember

    Austin Powers in Goldmember

    ★★★★½

    “All right, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out. Everyone out. C'mon.
    Not you, Scotty.
    Not you, Number 2.
    Not you, Frau.
    Not you, Goldmember.
    Not you, guys back there.
    Not you, henchman holding wrench.
    Not you, henchman arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like you're doing something”

    I love these movies with all my heart. Lines that have been permanently etched into my brain since I was seven years old. That three second footage of a young Michael Caine from one of his 60’s films always cracks me up. I hope Beyoncé looks back on this role with fondness.

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  • Winnie the Pooh: A Valentine for You

    Winnie the Pooh: A Valentine for You

    ★★★

    Tonight I learned my girlfriend is anti-Gopher. She called him the Scrappy Doo of Winnie the Pooh.

  • The Santa Clause 2

    The Santa Clause 2

    ★★★

    When Martin Scorsese was talking about real cinema he was talking about when Molly Shannon sang that Christmas rendition of Shania Twain’s “Man, I Feel Like a Woman!” to a visibly uncomfortable Tim Allen.