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  The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day 2009

  ★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  I hope you guys like cock sandwiches.

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Ricky, what the fuck has gotten into you?

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  Godzilla 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 May 2015 3

  So this is an atrocious Godzilla fan flick my friends and I made over the course of a year (yes, the reshoots stick out like Fant4stic’s). Don’t be too harsh on it, I can’t even say we tried our best, but we had a blast. Weird having whitewashed Dr. Serizawa on my résumé but here we are. One day it’ll definitely come back to haunt me, but until then it’s a time capsule of high school hijinks.

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  This happened to my buddy Lin-Manuel once

  Also shoutout to the guy next to me who was increasingly fucking PISSED every time a musical number started, by the end I thought he was gonna throw his soda.

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