As a connoisseur of early 2000s art-y digital video bullshit, I can't believe I have never seen 9 Songs. I saw fucking TIMECODE and I never saw this!?
9 Songs is, simply put, 67 minutes of alternating scenes of
A. Badly-edited footage of live performances from early aughts indie rock bands, and
B. Unsimulated sex scenes
That's the ballgame, folks! Literally! We're talking Franz Ferdinand and full penetration, in glorious 480p. Also, there's a frame story set in Antartica. A…